Majestically blogging

Just a random girls who's a part of too many fandoms, loves to eat, and laughs at the stupidest things


In the criminal justice system--
SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

guumboots:

gravekat:

corahale:

tsarbucks:

a white guy wearing an obey snapback walks into class 15 minutes late holding a monster energy drink

He also leans back in his chair so he obscures your entire fucking desk

"can I borrow a pencil?"


damarab0t:

bleedeverywhere:

who the fuck is in my house 

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(Source: scampwick)


freewilledangels:

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

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(Source: lordstark)


666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree)


dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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allteensrelate:

home alone? more like

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windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life


subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass


ugh I can't wait for summer
ugh I can't wait for summer
ugh I can't wait for summer
wtf is this

metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

(Source: egberts)


towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live